4.) ZATANNA

Fishnets are hot. "Nuff Said...
Okay, want more? Well, I'm sure you can ask Paul Dini if you ever see him at a con; that dude LOVES Zee, just ask Bruce Timm... lol. (Listen to some JLU DVD commentary tracks) Anyhoo...
Any girl that can get Batman's mind off of "The Mission" for even a second must be hot... not to mention that she is friggin' scary powerful. She could wipe your mind in the blink of an eye... so treat her like a lady. Of course, she's a good-hearted girl and wouldn't do that unless it was absolutely necessary. She may not be a top-notch fighter or have brute strength, but when you can conjure up a spell to send your enemy to another dimension or make the Empire State Building disappear, it doesn't really matter.
She dresses pretty hot too, like I said before, FISHNETS ARE HOT. I don't know why.... they just are. Don't question it.... Add to that, the cute little magician outfit and top hat and you've got a killer sexy look. We'll forget the "dark ages" of the blue, white and red 'gypsy' look.... that was an odd choice. Never stray from the thing that works. Distract the baddies with your killer legs and curves and BAM!!! knock 'em upside their villainous heads with an enchantment and you're good to go.
Also, FISHNETS ARE HOT.
Batman, dude.... you need to re-think your recent decision to turn away Zee's romantic advances.... tsk tsk tsk, Dark Knight.... not your best moment.

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